Written By Galen White Okay, I admit receiving mail from the AARP wanting me to join but it AIN'T because I'm that old!! They've just gotten me mixed up with someone else. On the other had, maybe I am THAT old; Lord knows I quite often feel it! Especially when I make an attempt to do … Continue reading I Ain’t That Old…Or Am I?
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Never Take Life Too Seriously
Written By Galen White Some things in life are considered fortune; others, fate. But just as surely as the first part of that sentence is, in reality, nothing more than God's blessings, then the latter is no more than what we make of everything else. However, there always seems to be phenomena which have no specific … Continue reading Never Take Life Too Seriously
Ruston and Minden Drivers
Written By Galen White The first one I ever attended was just west of Ruston, Louisiana, on Highway 80. My brother, Buddy, and his wife, Annie Jean, took me there when I was only 8 or so years old. Once I was old enough to own and drive my own vehicle, Ruston became a favorite destination … Continue reading Ruston and Minden Drivers
Today Might Not Be So Bad
Written By Galen White This was the time of year when those who wanted to work were separated from those who didn't. Heat waves shimmered across the hay field while buckets of sweat rolled from the hay haulers. Crickets and grasshoppers, as well as field larks, didn't seem to mind the 100 plus degree temperatures. Had … Continue reading Today Might Not Be So Bad
As The World Churns
Written By Galen White Back In The Good Ol' Days, Of Course Like most six years olds, playin' alone soon turned borin' and unbearable. A little of it went a long way with me and I soon made the remark to my mom that I didn't have anything to do. Now, I quickly learned NOT to … Continue reading As The World Churns
Serious Aircraft Repair Humor
Written By Galen White We all know that folks who have a college degree usually receives a higher paying job. For example, you must have a college degree to fly an airplane. But, and this is a big but, you only need a high school diploma to work on one. Makes you think, don't it! … Continue reading Serious Aircraft Repair Humor
Life Explained
Written By Galen White The following is a public service message, so you don't have to thank me for it. However, I do accept cash, checks, and money orders. For ages I've seen comic strips and cartoons showing someone climbing a high mountain and asking the guru who lives there, "What is the meaning of … Continue reading Life Explained
Memories of Dustin E. Racer
Written By Galen White Although it can be dangerous, I got to thinkin' the other day 'bout Athens High School and ......, 'scuse me? You think my thinkin' is dangerous? Well, maybe so. But I was gettin' at Athens High School could be dangerous. Don't you remember the commercial on TV about 'A mind is … Continue reading Memories of Dustin E. Racer
The Truth, The Whole Truth and Nothin’ But The Truth
Written By Galen White I'm sure some of you believe I'm the devil incarnated due to the tales of my school days at Athens High. I've told of how I disruptive in class and how my school teachers danced with joy upon my graduation. I've told 12 years of stories, from bein' sent to the … Continue reading The Truth, The Whole Truth and Nothin’ But The Truth
Reminiscin Christmas
Written By Galen White Today I find myself with a little bit of Ebenezer Scrooge in me. I mean, look at what Christmas has become. Folks gettin' trampled to death by a hoard of selfish idiots determined to get in line first and grab the sale item before someone beats 'em to it. Drivers allowin' … Continue reading Reminiscin Christmas
Spyin’ On Santa Claus
Written by Galen White Some of my fondest memories were created during the holiday season many years ago. Of course, most everyone can say the same thing; after all, if you were ever a kid (and I don't know anyone who wasn't) you very well remember Santa Claus after he had visited your home Christmas … Continue reading Spyin’ On Santa Claus
Is This Proof of Global Warming?
Written by Galen White There's been a heap 'o talk over the last several years about global warmin', and quite honestly, I've never put much belief into it. I guess I've always figured it was nothin' more'n cyclic events. You know how it is, every several years or so it seems one season is wetter, … Continue reading Is This Proof of Global Warming?
Investment A Guaranteed Success
Written By Galen White Now, I'm pretty sure you folks who have money ain't too gung ho on investin' in Wall Street. After all, one of our past presidents said the financial situation on Wall Street needed attendin' to, but the bozos in congress said, "No, everything is fine as frog hair." Well, we know … Continue reading Investment A Guaranteed Success
I Shoulda Thought of a Pair of Leather Gloves
Written By Galen White As I lay there, the blood that gives me life was slowly leaving my body. Having always heard that one should apply pressure to a wound. I also knew it wouldn't do me much good since I only had two hands and the wounds were many. It was really quite amazing … Continue reading I Shoulda Thought of a Pair of Leather Gloves
Cavemen and Nincompoop
Written By Galen White Gather 'round folks 'cause I been doin' some thinkin' and have come up with somethin' that I'll bet you ain't thought about. Let me 'splain it to ya. When I mention "rich folks", who do you think of? Oil tycoons? Wall Street brokers? Spoiled professional athletes? Well, you'd be right. Now … Continue reading Cavemen and Nincompoop
Understanding A Louisiana Native Part 2
Written By Galen White In case you missed my last article, I've been tryin' to educate some of the folks who may find it difficult understanding the how's and why's of Louisiana natives. The entire world knows we are a wee bit different, what with our spicy foods, strong drink, and colorful language. So, being … Continue reading Understanding A Louisiana Native Part 2
Understanding A Louisiana Native
Written By Galen White The following has been picked up from many different sources, includin' the experience of livin' the life of a Louisiana native. Now, I've stated many times that my dominoes may be missin' a spot or two, and that there are plenty of people in the world who are, by far, more … Continue reading Understanding A Louisiana Native
Bees Nest Business
Written By Galen White On hot summer day, waaay back when my only concerns were occupying my time with something fun to do, I found myself playin' around our hay barn. I'm pretty sure I was in my Tarzan mode, fightin' off radid lions and man-killin' rinoseruses....., ryenoser..., man-killin' monkeys. One particularly large lion, eyes … Continue reading Bees Nest Business
Cheatin’ Yourself and Your Buddy
Written By Galen White My school teachers at good ol' Athens High always preached to me, "If you are cheatin' on your tests, you are only cheatin' yourself". And I suppose they were right. As I've said before, though, there were a few times when I didn't listen. However, we won't go into details about … Continue reading Cheatin’ Yourself and Your Buddy
Patience or Old Age
Written By Galen White I guess there is somethin' to be said for havin' patience, and I know I need more'n what I've got. Sure seems like it's taken a long time for me to gain the little I have today, though. It's kinda like time; sometimes it's fast, sometimes it's slow. You see, when … Continue reading Patience or Old Age
An Emotional Visit To A Sacred Shrine
Written By Galen White When I mention the word "hero', you may automatically think of Tarzan, whom I've talked about quite often. An imaginary hero is good for childhood development for I learned how to occupy my time by pretending to be him. I fought lions, crocodiles, rhinoceroses, elephants, and other jungle creatures which helped … Continue reading An Emotional Visit To A Sacred Shrine
Would You Believe….?
Written By Galen White Hey, folks, I am so excited I'm 'bout to bust a stitchin'! Would you believe that last week I was selected most eligible bachelor in all of Louisiana, and now have a date with actress Jennifer Anniston? You wouldn't, huh? Okay, would you believe I won the Power Ball lottery for … Continue reading Would You Believe….?
Valentines Day Turns A Man’s Fancy
Written By Galen White This time of year a young man's fancy turns to romance. At least, that's what they say. And I ain't got an inklin' as to who "they" are. Shuckin's! I'm still tryin' to figure out what the heck a fancy is. Now, I do have my suspicions, mind you; after all, … Continue reading Valentines Day Turns A Man’s Fancy
Ponds, Creeks and Mud Puddles Made Good Swimmin’ Holes
Written By Galen White I really ain't got a clue as to why I'm talkin' 'bout this particular subject, 'specially at this time of year. Could be 'cause I ain't got much of a clue about anything at all, or it could be 'cause I just couldn't get it outta my mind. It's like that … Continue reading Ponds, Creeks and Mud Puddles Made Good Swimmin’ Holes
Global Green or Global Greed
Written By Galen White Below are a few headlines from various news sources. Winter Could Be Worst in 25 Years in USA Chill Map Britain Braced for Heaviest Snowfall in 50 Years Gas Supplies Runnig Out In UK Elderly Burn Books for Warmth Vermont Set All Time Record for One Snowstorm Iowa Temps a Solid … Continue reading Global Green or Global Greed
Heaviest Element Known To Science
Written By Galen White If you are like me, you've learned that, quite often, you have to laugh just to keep from cryin'! Just take a look around and think for a moment. It's been cold enough the last few days that the expense of heatin' your home is gonna skyrocket. It's also gonna make … Continue reading Heaviest Element Known To Science
Today’s Gift Prompts Yesterday’s Memories
Written By Galen White What is the foremost question on everyone's lips today? Is it about healthcare? Terrorists? Weather? Of course not. It's "what did Santa bring you for Christmas?" Now, I don't want to seem so wrapped up in possessions that you believe I've forgotten the real "reason for the season", but I am … Continue reading Today’s Gift Prompts Yesterday’s Memories
My Two Bits Worth on Healthcare
Written By Galen White Odds are, if I called you a pencil-necked, thick-skulled, hair-brained goofball, you would probably call me something worse. And things would only grow worse from there. Of course, there's always the possibility that you might just cross my eyes with a strong right hook, too. Again, things would only grow worse … Continue reading My Two Bits Worth on Healthcare
Computers, Me, Myself and I
Written By Galen White For those of you who do not own a computer, don't buy one. Why? Because once you learn to use one, it becomes a necessity and you cannot live without it. If I'm lyin', I'm dyin'! Just ask someone who owns one and they will tell you the same thing. Or, … Continue reading Computers, Me, Myself and I
Happy “Research Associate” Day
Written By Galen White With Mother's Day just around the corner, I thought the following would be appropriate. Although some of you may have thought that I fell off the back of a cabbage truck, I'll have you know I had a mom too. And quite a mom she was; after all, she put up … Continue reading Happy “Research Associate” Day
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